The greatest Tumblr post ive ever seen!
(Source: nerd--vana, via khadds)
Well. That escalated quickly.
Idk but I kinda liked it
My Relationship's Like WTF
<b> Me:</b> So are you gay now?<p><b>Boyfriend:</b> It's not gay, I'm just beating off into your sandwich.<p><b>Me:</b> What? I'm pretty sure that's not a "straight" thing either.<p><b>Boyfriend:</b> What? You don't know it could be a girl sandwich.<p>
no one wants to fertilize my eggs we can stop with the monthly foolishness